introducing the best peep show character: super hans

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super hans is the best peep show character. he is my favourite crack head of all time!
in the show he is jeremy's bandmate & friend (a bad one, but still great), and he is very untrustworthy & a fantatist. he regularly uses recreational drugs, and gains a crack addiction in the second series. it is revealed that his real name is simon... but i prefer super hans! he also has children, he has twins but they are never shown (i think).

he likes crack, marmite (ew), fish, & snakes 🐟. and he dislikes enclosed spaces because his dad locked him up to "monitor the home brew".
he has had many occupations, including:

  • musician
  • repairman
  • bath fixtures salesman
  • drug dealer
  • handyman
  • architectural salvage
  • removal man (man with van)


    • his big beat manifesto is the best, it outwins every manifesto ever written, here it is:
    "big beats are the best, get high all the time"

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    super hans' best quotes
  • People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can’t trust people, Jez.
  • You’re not just a man any more – you are a man with a van. You get a van, Jez, we could be men with ven.
  • I just want to be in a controlled enviroment. Have a coke and a tuna sandwhich, just mong out to some Snow Patrol.
  • It's a pisser though, isn't it? Cancer. They should find a fucking cure.
  • The twins. The fucking twins. I'm always on about them. I bloody love them two.
  • I'll never forgive Orange if they've wiped the twins.
  • Nobody gets Super Hans sectioned.
  • Is the bottom half of me on fire?
  • The secret ingredient is... crime.
  • Nice packet of crunchy nut you got there... pretty expensive as I recall.